Reliable billboard warns Obama will seize means of production, gas Jews

Barack Obama’s already taken control of the media, the corporations, health care, the Internet, and is currently working on a way to regulate your brainwaves. There are even hidden messages in this blog! Give me all your money!

So a shadowy organization of true patriots is shouting the truth from the last outpost of free speech in this once great land — billboards on Highway 71.