Ravenous immigrant hordes want to steal more jobs by volunteering for military service

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No longer content to feed their mewling anchor babies by undercutting salt-of-the-earth American laborers in the lucrative construction and food service industries, illegal immigrants are now attempting to steal valuable positions in the nation’s front-line infantry.

This latest affront to right-thinking values was nakedly exposed when a small group of DREAM Act supporters picketed U.S. Sen. Sam Brownback‘s office Tuesday afternoon. Their mission: convince the senator to allow immigrants to earn legal citizenship through military service.

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