Quick, Nab Some Free Flogging Molly Tickets!

Guess what I forgot I had in my desk? Why, it’s two tickets to the sold out Flogging Molly and the Architects on Sunday night! Rad.
In honor of St. Patty’s day quickly approaching (and the fact that this concert is bound to be a night of Irish-flavored punk debauchery), here are the rules: comment on this post and tell me a) why you want ’em and b) the most ridiculous, disturbing, shit-showy St. Patty’s day story that you’ve got hidden away in your addled brain. The person with the best drinkin’ tale wins.
There’s a catch, though: you have to be able to come by the Pitch this afternoon and pick them up. The contest ends at 4PM, sharp.
Ready? Begin.