Praise the Lord for these love-making tips
A week ago, we got a press release about this new, local testimonial Web site: Please Put God First.com. A godless heathen like me isn’t going to testify or drop $5 on a P.P.G.F. bracelet — which the site seems more interested in hawking than in getting testimonials (there’s only one). I started snooping around the site and found links to the International House of Prayer and a site called I See Color, which links to a site called LuvCube where I learned how to make love to a fat curvaceous woman. Thanks, God.
