Police find apparent incest porn at Mohler Sr.’s home

Fans of Donnie Darko will remember when members of the fire department sift through motivational speaker Jim Cunningham‘s burnt-up house and find what’s described as a “kiddie porn dungeon.” Well, we at The Pitch are sad to report there’s such a thing as an incest porn dungeon, too.

Fox 4 is reporting what police found when they searched 77-year-old Burrel Mohler Sr.‘s home, where he lived in basement exile. His wife reportedly found some of his alleged deviant-porn stash and socked some away just in case Johnny Law came looking. Well, they did, and she turned stuff over to them. Boy did she.

Here’s a partial list of items allegedly recovered.

• Incest porno mags with titles like “Family Taboo,” “Best of Family Touch,” and “X Family Matters.”
• Porn videos with funny-if-not-for-the-human-tragedy-aspect names like “Pornochio.”
• Four dildos and a penis pump
• Two shot guns, two rifles and two pellet guns
• Computers and such

I cringe to think what will happen next in this case.