Platte City Alderman Charles Cook pleads guilty to showing his penis to a woman, asking her ‘would this satisfy you?’

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Platte City Alderman Charles Cook was just a man, sitting in front of a woman, with his penis in hand, asking her if it would satisfy her.

The answer was no, she did not have a Kentucky Fired Chicken fetish. And for those who think this “move” is a good idea, uh, it’s not. Cook, 59, pleaded guilty Monday to third-degree sexual misconduct. Hugh Grant he is not.

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