Pirates duel with Phelps family

By JUSTIN KENDALL
Pirates spread the message that “God Hates Shrimp.”
The pirates of Little Rock stole Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church’s thunder last Friday. The Topeka church was protesting the National Conference of Editorial Writers because they are “responsible for the satanic milieu in this evil land” and for assisting the “satanic agendas” of “baby-killers and fags.”
But in a fortuitous twist, the protest happened to fall on International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Swashbuckling Flying Spaghetti Monster worshipping Central Arkansas Pastafarians decided to join the counter protest in full pirate gear.