Pigs On the Wing: Coachella Offers Reward For Inflatable Pig

Now’s your chance to score Coachella tickets and enough money to put your kids through junior college!

From the When-Pigs-Fly Desk, an actual press release:

COACHELLA ORGANIZERS OFFER $10, 000 REWARD AND FOUR FESTIVAL TICKETS FOR LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF THE INFLATABLE PIG THAT ESCAPED DURING SUNDAY HEADLINER ROGER WATERS’ SET