Phelps Clan Gets Competitor in Christian Hate

By Justin Kendall

Topeka’s fag-hating Westboro Baptist Church has crosstown competition. The Eastboro Baptist Church says “God hates everyone except us.” Most of all, Eastboro says, “there is no greater Hatred than his Hatred of the Westboro Baptist Church!”

Why? Because Westboro’s single focus on hating “fags” doesn’t encompass God’s hatred for everything else in the universe. “Thus, God hates the Westboro Baptists above all things,” Eastboro’s Web site reads, “because, whilst charading [sic] around as the true followers of God’s Hatred, they do not hate enough!”