Parkville Luminary has week’s best headline

Czech out the headline on this story continued from the front page of the March 12 edition of the Parkville Luminary. My pal Mark Vasto, the Luminary‘s publisher and editor in chief, is clearly having way too much fun.

The story is about Milos Gaspar, a 44-year-old man from the Czech Republic, who was prosecuted in Parkville for failing to return a rented RV worth $80,000. He was located in Belize, on a $500,000 luxury yacht that he’d rented in Martinique. He didn’t feel like giving that back, either. He was sentenced to three years in prison.