Park illegally at Kansas City Cafe and they will melt your car

Nadia Pflaum,

​Sometimes, a plain ol’ “No Parking” sign just isn’t scary enough. That’s why the owner of the 3-year-old Kansas City Cafe, a restaurant with the yellow awnings at 1532 Grand Avenue, got a sign made that has some teeth.

“PARKING FOR KANSAS CITY CAFE ONLY,” it reads. “VIOLATORS WILL BE MELTED AND TOWED.”

Like, melted-melted? Haaaa….um, that’s a joke, right? I called, just to be sure.

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