Our top five videos of 2009: The Waking Nightmare of Life in Kansas City

We love Kansas City, but sometimes it sucks. Most of the things that make us feel like this city is actually an evil monster bent on drowning your hopes and dreams in despair and barbecue sauce are represented in this trailer for Kansas City: The Horror Movie. If this were a real movie with a trivia section on IMDB, one of the fun facts would be Sprint announced layoffs less than two weeks after we posted this. Eerie…..