Orange Alert! Barrel Bob is missing! (updated)

Update (10:10 a.m. July 19): Barrel Bob has been found! The Star reports that the safety preaching barrel monster was found on the Cass/Johnson County line.

He was reportedly found amid a clutter of Anheuser Busch

products. He was reported to be in good shape, missing only his hard hat

and glasses.

Thieving bastards! Bet Barrel Bob ate his captors and then drank all of their beer but was too hungover and dehydrated to return to his post near U.S. 50 and Bynum Road … or his captors end up posting pictures on Twitter and Facebook and MODOT tracks ’em down.

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