Oldest drug dealer in the world? 72-year-old indicted for drug trafficking

David Osborne was cruising along Interstate 70 in Wabaunsee County, Kansas, when the Kansas Highway Patrol stopped his vehicle, which allegedly was packed with pounds of marijuana and cocaine. The indictment doesn’t say whether the 72-year-old Osborne was driving 10 mph below the speed limit, but we have a feeling.

A search of Osborne’s vehicle turned up more than 40 pounds of cocaine and 160 pounds of marijuana. Damn right, your grandpa snorted rails and smoked up.