“Off With Those Pants”: Bill O’Reilly seduces you in clips from his dirty audiobook

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Those Who Trespass audiobook

Author: Bill O’Reilly

Publisher: Random House Audio
Date: 2001, though the book was published in 1998
Discovered at: Goodwill, North Oak Traffickway
The Cover Promises: A bold, fresh piece.

Last week, when your Crap Archivist got all aghast about the inexcusable creepiness that is The O’Reilly Factor For Kids, I failed to point out something important: Horrifying as it is, The O’Reilly Factor For Kids is far from Bill O’Reilly’s worst — or creepiest — book.
 
That honor goes to Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O’Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O’Reilly character’s career. It’s personal on the political level, too — his victims includes a powerful “bitch” named Hillary and a fat “slob” named Martin Moore.