NKC School Board refuses to protect children from homosexual penguin agenda

North Kansas City man John Dixon failed at leading the charge against gay penguin indoctrination in our public schools Monday night.

In a 3-2 decision, the North Kansas City school board denied Dixon’s request that the story And Tango Makes Three be removed from circulation at all North Kansas City schools. The book is based on the true story of two male penguins at New York’s Central Park Zoo who live together as a couple — and raise a healthy young chick from an egg — as a functioning family unit.

Aside from its obvious pro-gay nature, Dixon also believed the book was not age-appropriate for young children and didn’t follow the district’s policy on human sexuality education. Some board members, like Phil Holloway, saw what was going on and agreed with Dixon. “We are naive if we say this is just a book about penguins, because it’s not,” Holloway said.

Take a minute to look at these penguins. They can’t fly. They’re abnormally sized. Don’t they look just a bit (ahem) queer for birds? Notice the evening-wear look, just a bit sleek and fashionable? Now read your Bible. Go ahead, we’ll wait a second. Did you see any mention of penguins? No. And we all know what that means. Penguins are not natural animals. They were genetically engineered by the Obama administration and retroactively inserted into our memories via H1N1 vaccines in a sinister attempt to make our children in gay birds.