New Missouri tailgate lot sounds like a total bummer

Missouri University students have a new place to party before football games this fall, and university officials are trying their best to make it less of a shit show than the previous lot, known as “Frat Pit.”

The area, now dubbed “The Jungle,” will have no cars, no hard booze, no kegs, no glass, no sharing drinks, and no “excessive drinking,” making it less like “tailgating” and more like “brunch.”

It gets worse.