New Hammerlord MP3: “Dead City Radio”

The MP3 for this week’s feature on Lawrence’s swingingest new metal band, Hammerlord, has arrived!

It thrashes. It bashes. It wails. It’s the perfect gift for Mother’s Day. It cleans your chimney. It cleans your dad’s chimney. It cleans your chimney dad. It makes all children resemble Clive Owen. It makes lawn furniture more comfortable. It makes French kissing legal again in Oklahoma. It turns plaid into paisley and paisley into the new symbol of the NOW. It elects Barack Obama’s head on Claire McCaskill’s body and gives it a John McCain-headed baby to kiss. In short, it may be the best thing to happen to metal since The Nothing. Plus, it’s kinda catchy.

MP3: Hammerlord, “Dead City Radio”

“No wimps. No false metal.”

Hammerlord singer Stevie Cruz asks that you visit the band’s MySpace page and bang your head to three other releases from the upcoming record.

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