New fart-absorbing linens will save your marriage
| He just farted. But she’ll never know…. |
Apparently frustrated by the limited selection of fart-related products at Spencer’s, a new company has created a blanket to absorb your spouse’s gas and save your marriage.
Called the “Better Marriage Blanket,” the special cloth is supposed to filter the odorous chemicals coming out of your butt, leaving the bed smelling fresh, and whoever is next to you blissfully unaware.
Starting at $29.95 the blanket comes in twin, queen, and king size, and in your choice of beige or white. It’s being marketed by Overland Park’s own Evans Media Group.
Based on the media response, it’s poised to become the next Snuggie.
