Nevermind the psycho clown abducting teens in the Northland

False alarm, Northlanders. The psycho clown abducting teens at gunpoint Monday was just a 17-year-old kidnapping his friends with an air pistol (as Fox 4 points out). The teens staged the abductions throughout the Northland where folks aren’t down with the clown and called the cops. Can’t blame them. Clowns are scary. But this clown wasn’t The Joker or Pennywise or the ghost of John Wayne Gacy (although he definitely had an appetite for young boys), it was just a camera-phone Scorsese.