Net Prophet

I thought this was so funny. That cheesy quote that I see every where that says “Find a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.” Don’t get me wrong I like the quote, but this is just really funny. Enjoy …
Find a guy who calls you hungry instead of a pig when you want order McDonalds @ 3 am… who doesn’t look at you like you’re a drunkass for taking 6-8 tequila shots in one night, but instead busts out a 20 and buys you another… who thinks it’s adorable that you don’t ever have any idea what the hell is going on… who thinks your still fucking sexy after a night out when your make-up is smeared across your face, your thong is hanging out, your eyes are all chinked out and red, and that loves your middle part … who finds you hilarious rather than stupid when you get blazed out of your mind and say retarded things… who doesn’t judge you for getting wasted every 5 nights of the week, and instead joins in on the fun… Who says, “That’s her… and she just killed that case by herself!”
Come on who doesn’t love a drunk girl? I am not going to say this is so true, but sometimes humor is found in truth. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Guys, just abide by this little quote and your set.