Naked man wanted to float to the Library of Congress
I’m not great with geography (or math), but I’m pretty sure you can’t float to the Library of Congress via the Missouri River. But that didn’t stop a naked man from trying to make the more than 1,000-mile journey Thursday morning. (Google maps doesn’t offer a route via the mighty Missouri.)
Fox 4 captured the American spirit at work on video. The man floated down the river bank, under the Broadway Bridge and under the Heart of America Bridge before a rescue team caught up with him. But he wasn’t about to give up on his Library of Congress trip.
