My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto

The rumors when I was in school were pretty vicious. I remember hearing that our school bus driver was cheating on her husband and using our bus as her personal love den. Gross. But I never remember her taking us on a beer run. A friend told KCTV-5 that the driver was just trying to save herself a trip, picking up her brews before the kiddos. I’ll drink to efficiency. Hail to the bus driver!