MO Dept. of Conservation wants to save you from zombies

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• Humans are the ones that need saving this time.

Add humans to the list of endangered species. The Missouri Department of Conservation has issued an invasive species alert on its website for the latest environmental threat — zombies.

The lurching, pack-traveling man-eaters are apparently threatening the 500,000 hunters that are not used to being the prey portion of a hunting equation. But thankfully someone at the MO DOC with a startlingly good sense of humor is looking to tip the scales back in human’s favor with a survival guide.