Missouri strip club laws only being used to cover up wangs

When Missouri’s ban on nude dancing went into effect last year, the assumption was that the new laws would keep us safe from all those boobs that we’d been forced to look at for so long. But as far as I can tell, the only people getting in trouble so far are male strippers — and only in St. Joseph.

I don’t know if we have any readers who used to live in St. Jo, but if we do, could you please go into the comment section and tell me what the feelings are on a chiseled male torso up there? Is it jealousy? Is that it, you paunchy bastards?

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