Missouri ranked 39th healthiest state … time to put down the BBQ and Kools

OK, guys. It’s time for a little stress eating, but then we really need to get healthy. For real.

United HealthGroup released a study it commissioned that shows how healthy each state is, and Missouri has a lot of room for improvement. The Show-Me State displayed its fondness for massive artery-stuffing meals topped off by a Lucky Strike, extinguished into the scant remnants of whatever beast we just devoured. Missouri was ranked a deplorable 39th.