Miss USA’s porn-tastic debut

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a porno from start to finish (I’m not sure they’re supposed to be watched that long).

This morning, though, I made it all the way through Faithless, the porn debut of 1991’s Miss USA — a Kansan! — and Passions star Kelli McCarty. All two hours and 17 minutes. For those worried about the plot, there will be spoilers. For those worried about getting fired, maybe read this later.

I audition for AVN after the jump.