Michael Vick left a $120 million contract to clean floors in Leavenworth for $.12 an hour

Dogfighting impresario Michael Vick is fondly reminiscing about his hard times in Leavenworth’s federal penitentiary. Vick told a bankruptcy court today that he spent his time in lockup reading, writing, playing basketball and mopping the floors for $.12 an hour. Vick’s foray into dog-eat-dog combat lost him hundreds of millions of dollars and led him to the lucrative world of cleaning toilets for pocket change. Now Vick wants to leave the custodial arts and go back to a million-dollar NFL job … or $10-an-hour construction jobs. Which I imagine will go something like this (NSFW). Fucking-A, Michael Vick. Fucking-A.