Merry crunkmas: five songs about holiday substance abuse
In the issue of Spin currently on newsstands is a list of 25 anti-Christmas songs. While we certainly applaud our journalistic colleagues for including such gems as the Anti-Heros’ “All Hail Santa,” we feel there are still songs that express a certain holiday ennui that they overlooked. Somehow, our list seems to be entirely about self-medicating through controlled substances. There may be a list of songs about AA and rehab come New Year, but for now, here’s five songs about getting fucked up during the holidays.