Men’s Health thinks Kansas City is fat, drunk and patriotic

Men’s Health likes to rank cities under labels like “fattest,” “drunkest” and “skankiest.” OK, that last one is ours but appropriate given this city’s D-

grade for STDs. As far as the others go, the meathead mag with cover boys sporting six-packs of abs ranked KC the sixth-fattest and the 36th-drunkest city in the good ol’ U.S. of A. earlier this year. So we’re fat, drunk and diseased. Now, we’re also the third-most patriotic city in the country.