Members Only

In these winter months, do you find that Uno is the loneliest number? Does your lack of a Mystery Date cause your mind to Boggle? Has your lonely Life caused you nothing but Trouble? Do you feel others have a Monopoly on fun activities in the metro area? Well, you can stop playing solitaire every week. Your Aggravation is over tonight at 7, when the West Side location of Scott Fitness (2020 Washington) holds Game Night, during which ultrafit hipsters play board games from their youth. Take a Risk and get a Clue — it’s better than continuing to graze on the Candyland of holiday leftovers like some Hungry Hungry Hippos. The event is free for members of the gym, so you may not even have to wait until Pay Day. Call 816-960-0502 for details.

Wed., Jan. 6, 7 p.m., 2010