Masturbating in a police interview room is a bad idea

Cortez Moorman apparently has a poor sense of timing. A couple of nights ago, Moorman was arrested for allegedly trying to rape and sodomize a 43-year-old woman.

The 24-year-old agreed to talk to police. Fine by me. But when the cops left the room, Moorman is accused of blocking the door with his chair, whipping out his penis and masturbating in the interview room. Moorman must not have seen any cop show ever. They can see and hear EVERYTHING. But apparently that didn’t matter to Moorman.

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