Mac Lethal Asks: What Would You Go Through In Order to Have Sex With Mariah Carey?
The vloggy hijinks continue.
David McCleary Sheldon is nothing if not philosophical.
At the beginning of this, his latest documentary short, Sheldon posits: “The most important question that anyone could ever ask you, at this point in your life — your very important, luxurious life — is ‘how far would you go to be able to sleep with Mariah Carey?'”
Would you …
Lick a dog’s ass?
Allow your father to be choked against a wall?
Suffer terrible constipation for three weeks?
Endure the humiliation of having a man seductively feed you bites of food in a crowded restaurant?
Some of them are no-brainers (constipation? quel difference), but some … some make you wonder whether there is indeed a price too high. For example — a year of sex with Carey after which you are viciously separated from your balls?
Then again, would you really need them at that point?
