Lords of Acid’s love advice to fans: roofies, Viagra and sex dolls

Haven’t heard of Lords of Acid? Well: Lords of Acid is a Belgian acid house band formed in the ’90s.

The band has a flair for penning overtly, absurdly sexual dance tracks that have earned them a cult following. Heavy-metal site the Gauntlet has teamed up with Lords of Acid to give the band’s fans advice on love and relationships. (Remember, these are the dudes who wrote “I Sit on Acid,” “Rough Sex” and “I Must Increase My Bust.”)