Local Blog Is Giving Out Annuals Tickets; Meanwhile, We’re In Love with Keyshia Cole

The Range Life music blog (which is not affiliated with Lawrence’s Range Life Records) is giving away tickets to see Annuals next Tuesday in Lawrence. You’ll also get a free 7-inch. The catch is you have to write a 100-word essay about how you fell in love with Annuals.

We at The Pitch wouldn’t even know how to begin doing that. We’re entirely too distracted with Keyshia Cole. There’s simply no room in our hearts for buzzworthy indie rock with women like Ms. Cole out there. No room for work, either, or everyday life. In fact, don’t expect to see a Pitch next week. Or ever again. We’re going to California to propose to Ms. Cole. If she doesn’t accept, we will become her stalker. If this leads to imprisonment, so be it. We will escape and build an idol in the woods to her composed of mouse bones, mud and dove feathers.

Photo courtesy Geffen.com

Just kidding about all that. But she is hot.

Annuals.