Rather than run the usual Critic’s Choice for Party Rock Tour headliner LMFAO, we decided to reprint a text conversation, between two Plaza-based service-industry professionals, that we intercepted earlier this week using state-of-the-art microwave technology. [Beep] zomg! LMFAO is in kc sat. [beep] lol what? [beep] LMFAO. frm LA. r u in? [beep] who? [beep] electro duo, 2 dudez. vocoder. techno crunk. ‘la la la’ n ‘im in miami bitch’ r songs. [beep] ugh. snds bad. [beep] no wai! fans r cute boyz and grls. in 2 partyin. dancin. [beep] o rly? k im in. [beep] yay! hip-hopper shwayze is playin too. & 3 other bands. get there early! [beep] k c u then.