Live from Linwood, God … TV’s founders

The god fearing people of Linwood, Kansas, get to be closer to the Lord than Kansas City’s heathens. The founders of GOD TV are moving into a mansion near the tiny Leavenworth County town. Not familiar with GOD TV, the international Christian television network broadcast on DirecTV, sort of a fresher TBN (or not). Then you’re missing out on GOD TV’s perfect godly couple, Rory and Wendy Alec, and their show, Apocalypse & The End Times. It’ll scare the piss out of  you.

The Alecs’ new home was built by former U.S. Sen. William A. Harris, a railroad man and a fighter for slavery. The Alecs will live in the holy land of Linwood sometimes but won’t be moving GOD TV’s kingdom from Jeusalem (or from Washington, D.C., or Orlando). Damn it.