Larry Johnson would rather not come back to Kansas City … because you hate him

Larry Johnson. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Let’s try that again. Larry Johnson. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Ooh, I’m so biased. I just can’t even write the former Kansas City Chiefs running back’s name without breaking out in hate. Maybe LJ’s attorney has a point. We just hate him so much that he can’t get a fair trial in Kansas City. How could you not hate him for allegedly spitting in a woman’s face (the face on the right)?

Ashley Stewart, the said face, is suing the former footballer known as King Pink for allegedly spitting a drink in her face in 2008 at the now-closed Plaza club Blonde.