KMBC shows you how to stalk your spouse

Loving isn’t easy, especially with all of this insecurity.

Last night, KMBC Channel 9′s Kris Ketz (with the help of Tailgaters GPS) showed us how to stalk track our lovers’ whereabouts by hiding GPS devices in their cars. Ketz even suggests where to hide the device (underneath a wheel well, under a car seat, in the glove compartment). Nothing creepy about that.

Don’t think you’re getting cheated on? Think again. Tailgaters GPS knows the “signs of cheating,” and let’s just say you should be suspicious of everything:

She’s not really at the Price Chopper until 2 a.m. with her friends?

Thankfully, Ketz — who’s seriously about the nicest newsie in town — didn’t go full Joey Greco/Cheaters. So no camera crew ambushing a cheating husband or Ketz getting stabbed on a pontoon. But if you’re hiding a tracking device under the wheel well (or anywhere) of your lover’s car, it’s probably time to re-evaluate your relationship (before your lover files for a restraining order).