Kit Bond missed two of his son’s touchdowns, thanks to goddamn voters

Kit Bond, his colt and his first wife.

U.S. Sen. Kit Bond holds a grudge against Kirksville, Missouri. Marching in a parade there, Bond missed watching his “big horse” of a son score a couple of touchdowns for his elite prep school football team.

Bond simultaneously bragged on his progeny and groused about having to campaign and cast votes — you know, the essence of being a politician — in an exit interview with NBC News. Bond is leaving the Senate after 24 years, and he’s not happy about the time you yokels demanded of him.

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