Kevin Smith tries, fails to convert Megan Phelps-Roper

I cut out of yesterday’s World AIDS Day celebrity @ tweeting smackdown — Michael Ian Black and Rainn Wilson vs. Megan Phelps-Roper (Shirley Phelps-Roper‘s daughter, Fred Phelps‘ granddaughter) — way too early.
I missed director Kevin Smith‘s attempted conversion (a la Twitter) of Phelps-Roper. Mostly, the Clerks director tried to get Phelps-Roper to smoke up and chase Amy.
Megan Phelps-Roper will beg you kindly not to flirt …

Smith even found some success …
Or not …

Smith found a way to turn Phelps-Roper’s “conversion” into a plug for his upcoming (March 27, 2010) Q&A at the Midland …

Kevin, they’re from Topeka, but they’re probably going to show up …
Yep, they’ll be there.