KCPD’s new RV is ready to round up drunks on St. Patrick’s Day

The Kansas City Police Department has a new toy, er, very serious law-enforcement tool, and if you find yourself near it, chances are you’ll be going to jail.

The police unveiled a brand-new tricked-out RV, called the Mobile DUI Enforcement Center, on Tuesday, just in time to send a scare through revelers during Thursday’s boozy festivities. It’s kind of like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Party Wagon, but it lacks the armaments to go after Shredder, so it focuses on drunk drivers.