KCK Cops Flex their Manliness on Myspace
By CAROLYN SZCZEPANSKI
Admit it: you totally flirt with all the cute guys in your class on MySpace. I mean, LYL, but if you don’t have a profile, you might as well be dead.
So why not the boys in blue?
Cruising down Minnesota Avenue in Kansas City, Kansas, the other day, I noticed a recruitment banner outside the KCK Police Department headquarters. And, like, OMG, the KCK cops totally have a MySpace page.
It’s pretty hot, too. Especially the video montage below. Who knew how badass middle-aged, white guys look squirting each other in the face with pepper spray or whacking each other in the shins with sticks? Then again, maybe I was distracted by that wicked cover of Genesis’ “Land of Confusion.” But, dude, this isn’t your dad’s police force. No pussy Phil Collins fans need apply.
