KC not fat enough for The Biggest Loser

Weight-loss reality-TV hit The Biggest Loser is apparently looking for contestants for Season 11. But you know what city isn’t on the list of 11 open audition sites? That’s right: Kansas City.

So even though Men’s Health ranked Kansas City the sixth fattest city in the country earlier this year, we don’t merit a stop for a show dedicated to weight loss. Omaha, Denver and Chicago are the three closest audition sites this month and next.