KC Atheist Will Care for Your Pets After Rapture

By Justin Kendall

If you’ve worried about what will happen to Bob the Dog or Mrs. Meowmeow when Jesus raptures your soul to Heaven, worry no more. A Kansas City atheist has a solution for your left behind pets.

In this Craigslist ad, an unnamed atheist promises to feed, water and shelter Santa’s Little Helper and Snowball II until they go to the big kennel in the sky after Jesus and the angels have carried you skyward.