Kansas City’s Air Sex Champion is … Skinny Thick (slideshow)

Chris Trew didn’t give a damn how many people showed up to the Kansas City qualifier for the Air Sex World Championships. He was going to treat some lucky figment of his imagination to five minutes of erotic pleasure, and that’s all there was to it.

“I came all the way to Kansas City,” Trew said last night standing outside Crosstown Station. “I’m going to fuck something that isn’t there.”

He meant it.

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