Kansas City finally makes top 10 that doesn’t rank obesity, STDs, or likelihood of death by murder

It’s been a rough couple years for Kansas City and arbitrary rankings. If we go mostly by Men’s Health surveys – and we have no reason to question those — we’re just a clan of fat sacks so lonely we have nothing to do besides stab one another and give strangers chlamydia. Thank god San Antonio’s around to make us look good.

Finally there’s a top 10 ray of light. Kiplinger has put Kansas City on a list of 10 Great Cities for Young Adults. We owe it all to our ruinous downtown investments and the brand new light rail.

Wait, what?