Kansas City Chiefs to workers: No, you can’t watch the games for free

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The Kansas City Chiefs Cheaps are only worth $965 million, which apparently isn’t good enough for Clark Hunt and company. In a move that will rocket the franchise up Forbes’ rankings of the most valuable sports franchises, the Cheaps are telling stadium workers (read: ticket takers and parking attendants) that once they clock out, they need to get their asses off the premises, according to Fox 4.

In the past, the franchise allowed workers to stay and watch the games for free in the standing-room-only section. Doing so was clearly killing the Cheaps’ bottom line. Why reward these freeloaders for ripping tickets and pointing out parking spaces for hours in the extreme heat or bitter cold?