Kansans For Life seek to terminate Kansas Supreme Court judges

As a trained journalist, I know a lot of ways to interpret facts and check my theories. I’m hoping you can participate in a brief poll right now if you have time. It’s going to sound extremely scientific, and it is, and please don’t think I’m talking down to you just because you might not comprehend the advanced theories and methodologies used here. This one’s for Kansans only.

Ready? OK, deep breath. Look to your left, spot the closest person. Got them? Good. Now, look to your right and again, take note of the closest person on that side. Well done. Now, counting yourself, have at least two people in this equation aborted a fetus in the third trimester?

No!? Goddammit.