K2 synthetic marijuana ban in Kansas awaits Gov. Mark Parkinson’s signature

​The Kansas Legislature approved a measure to ban the chemicals used in K2 synthetic marijuana and Ecstacy. Now all the bill needs is an autograph from Gov. Mark Parkinson to make Kansas first state in the nation to ban the substances.

Sorry, all you Kansas folks with Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s who were hoping for some medical research. Maybe next time think twice before contracting horrific neurodegenerative diseases, hippies.

As for the rest of you using it to manage chronic pain because the state’s medical marijuana bill is languishing even though most Kansans support it …why can’t you just put out that fire with bourbon like a real American?

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